Things are
different. Some of you who may have
never watched this service on Facebook are having a different experience as
well, but it can be worship.
Don’t let it
just become viewing.
But it’s
different for me as well. You might
think, he just gets up there and talks.
That may be true, but now, I don’t worry about there being a misprint in
the bulletin. Nobody ever points out the
misprint before I make a hundred copies, but come Sunday.
What else is
different? There are not a couple phones
ringing, even if they are just vibrating on silent.
There are no
babies crying.
There are no
elders talking during the sermon.
There are no
kids doing coloring sheets. Normally
there about five kids a coloring.
And nobody
is coughing. In the course of any Sunday
here in Oklahoma, there are 6 people coughing.
And now that
we have 45 gallons of hand sanitizer, I don’t get to see people sanitizing
their hands.
And nobody
is nodding off during the sermon.
You might
think that I just see a sea of people.
Nope, it’s more like a swarm. At
any given time, somebody is going to or coming to the bathroom. Most of them have younger bladders than mine.
And of
course, nobody is checking updates on Facebook, nobody sitting in the pews that
is. I know, you told me that you were
reading the scripture while I was preaching.
This ole guy isn’t quite as oblivious as you might think. You might be scrolling, but I haven’t seen an
online Bible yet that lets you like each verse.
And, here’s
something you probably don’t see on most Sundays at least from sitting in the
pews—that’s the 10 or 12 looks and signals I get from the sound booth. I don’t know what the signals mean or why he
is giving me a look. OK, it’s not always
him giving me the look. Sometimes I give
him one. I wonder why is he playing that
song in the middle of my sermon. It’s
not that I don’t like Waylon Jennings, but it just didn’t seem to fit in just
there.
And then of
course there are the dozen thermostat changes or at least people hoping that
somebody turns the air up or down.
People are fanning with a bulletin and putting on coats at different
times during the service. I have often
joked about how sometimes as I walk around the building, I find some
thermostats set to heat and some set to cool.
One time after a Wednesday evening, I found one set to heat and one to
cool in the sanctuary.
This morning
is a little different. Here we go with apologies to Frederic Austin. There’s no:
12
thermostat changes
11 looks
from the sound booth
10 facebook
updates
9 bathroom
runs
8 heads a
noddin
7 people
sanitizing
6 folks a
coughin’
FIVE KIDS A
COLORIN’
4 elders
talking
3 babies
crying
2 phones a
ringin’
AND A
MISPRINT IN THE BULLETIN.
You know what else is different. The online broadcast is not just a nice to
have. It has a little more significance
now that our personal contact has been lessened.
Our church
Facebook page also has increased in value.
Instead of scrolling through your own feed or stalking someone else on
their feed, scroll through the church’s Facebook page. Some of you are watching this broadcast there
now.
You will
find not only updates to what’s happening in the life of the church now, but
hundreds of messages, most of which were preached in the Burns Flat CPC at one
time. There are some old videos of
services, but I don’t care how long this quarantine lasts, you won’t run out of
messages to read.
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